Saturday, June 13, 2009

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Civil war.

miley cyrus is guna be dancing the hoedown throw down. and kurt cobain is guna be like WHAT CHU SAY ABOUT MY MOMA. now everyone knows kurt is a split ticket, so the dems were tryin to con him into joining their side. but he was havin none of their filthy brain washing techniques, so he split like nixon, and broke into the dem headquaters and broke everything. then he went to the republican bar and to kurts suprise, obama was there, with a bloody mary, and oprah. apparently theyre having an affair. well now that oprahs secret was out. she had to consult dr phil WHO IS AN OBVIOUS DEMO IN DIGUISE. so he told everytone what kurt did, and the dems attacked the republicans at the hard rock cafe in LA. but the republicans, had been making nuclear weapons with iran, and blew the fuckout of the dems. and they all died. and we republicans said, fuck the usa, lets go to canada and watch hockey. Eh?

funny thing is, WHO THE FUCK IS KURT COBAIN?.

It hurts so bad i scream.

I just wish i could find myself.